[–] biggyboppy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Whenever my grandma gives us grandkids money she always says "Don't spend it or lose it but have a good time." I have never known what it means but it has an amazing rhythm to it.
[–] Thunderbastard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Growing up, my grandfather would call my cousins and I a "wampus kitty" out of affection. To this day, I still have no idea what the hell a wampus kitty is.
[–] NorthSouthPosition [S] ago
Could they be a distant relative of the wampa from Star Wars?
[–] Thunderbastard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A wampa mixed with a big cat... mother of God, that's scary as hell.
[–] Thunderbastard ago
Well hell, didn't even think of that. All these years and I never thought of making that connection.
[–] BunyipMoan ago
No matter where you are, no matter who you be, always let your fart fly free
My grandmother said something was "elite" the other day. Did not know how to respond.
[–] Feeds_On_Vegans ago
Must be a local adaptation here. In Canada I've always heard, "Walk 5 miles to school, uphill both ways in 3 ft of snow."
[–] Feeds_On_Vegans 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've got an interesting family, but here are the top 3 that I can think of at the moment.
[–] Icarus2 ago
My grandmother used to say that she'd pulled a boner when she was talking about a mistake she made. It made me cringe every time.