[–] GeorgePBurdell 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
When the sun is out and it rains: "The devil is beating his wife behind the kitchen door." but with a thick southern accent.
[–] Wolfbeckett 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
My grandma is a Jehovah's Witness, I don't think anything she says was ever amusing, wise, or relevant.
[–] just_signed_up 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe he was being literal. Humans are made of like 70% water or something.
[–] AlwaysSunnyInSeattle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] Call_Me_Kelly 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think that you are cool and refreshing.
[–] TalkingAnimal 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Who are you? I don't like it here."
[–] im_philbo ago
It's cold and there are wolves chasing Me.