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[–] Guide 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you forgot what you were saying around my late Granny she would say;

"It must have been a lie!"

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[–] GeorgePBurdell 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

When the sun is out and it rains: "The devil is beating his wife behind the kitchen door." but with a thick southern accent.

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[–] Gaud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Go fluffle up a gumtree."

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[–] guc 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Never trust a fart, never waste a boner"... gramps was a wise man.

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[–] BraneS2 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I am trying to think of some, while my grandmother goes to the "ice box" to get a "tomato pie". ...I'm sure I'll think of several, though.

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[–] papervoid 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Every time someone asks my grandma when something will happen, she responds with "by and by." My grandmother is a very chill lady.

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[–] Wolfbeckett 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My grandma is a Jehovah's Witness, I don't think anything she says was ever amusing, wise, or relevant.

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[–] NorthSouthPosition [S] ago 

I can't blame you there.

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