[–] GeorgePBurdell 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
When the sun is out and it rains: "The devil is beating his wife behind the kitchen door." but with a thick southern accent.
[–] Wolfbeckett 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
My grandma is a Jehovah's Witness, I don't think anything she says was ever amusing, wise, or relevant.
[–] Guide 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If you forgot what you were saying around my late Granny she would say;
"It must have been a lie!"