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[–] DoctorShitlord_MD 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bars get fined if they over serve drunks alcohol, why not fine restaurants that over serve fatties?

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

We should open our own restaurant. Complete with small doors, small booths and calories listed on the menu.

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[–] MathunBeag 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And normal portion sizes.

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[–] Emerek 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Make it 3+ stories tall and put the tables on the top floor. That ought to be enough to keep the obeasts away.

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[–] DoctorShitlord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

How about applying it to planet earth?

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If there were a "fat people section" on planes, it could affect the balance of the plane.

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[–] Skurt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe it could be located around the ideal center of gravity or something. But I feel it would be even better if we didn't allow them on planes at all. It doesn't seem safe.

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[–] organicgangbang 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I would freaking love to ride on the trolley or bus without having fat people sit next to me and try to take up half of my seat so their rolls of fat have somewhere to rest.

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[–] whatthemeat ago 

We need shitlord establishments of every kind that adopt the nightclub model - if you are a normal human you are automatically on the "guest least" but planets need to pay a cover charge. That should keep most of them away...

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[–] Duurm ago 

We could do that, but the fat people section would have to be way bigger than the normal people section, for obvious reasons. That would make the fat people think we have a special "small persons" section with our unhealthy anorexic eating habits. We shouldn't give them any more things to be delusional about.

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[–] wolfgirlnaya ago 

We don't have to accommodate all the fat people. Throw slightly bigger chairs around two of the tables and shrink the booths. Give each table a noise monitor so that, if they make too much noise either shredding food or assaulting our eardrums with their obnoxious vocal cords, the monitor beeps really loudly and everyone can glare at them. Three beeps and they get kicked out. Bonus points if everyone has something to throw at them on their way out.