Even before I went full on hate I never understood that. They don't have facial features. Even the "just" chubby/overweight ones. The attempts to fake it with makeup always look gaudy and horrible. I can never tell if it's the whole Emperor's new clothes thing in action.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm surprised this fact isn't more well known. Fear of aging has to be an almost universal one. Who doesn't want to hold their youth for as long as possible? Yet the fact that maintaining a low body weight, regular fasting, eating fresh produce, and daily exercise will make you look in some cases decades younger is this underground, niche knowledge.
[–] freakspeely 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
If I were that fat I'd be scared as hell of aging too, knowing there's a chance that it all could end at 55 or earlier because of straight up preventable-as-hell gluttony.
[–] MyNameIsInigoMontoya 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I’ve gotta mention Ricky gervaise here... He has a bit about how much time and attention they pay to their makeup, hair and nails. Ricky says that the fat chicks will do anything to look better. Anything except eat less.
[–] binrobinro 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"Don't worry - at your weight, you won't be aging much longer."
[–] ShitlordChaser 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The funny thing is, a lot of them think they look young because they don't always have wrinkles where they have facial fat.
Nope, just makes you look like overgrown toddlers, and all those chins age the shit out of their face.
[–] Twodivinehipsters 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I'm sorry you're going through that. I can't stand hams that ate themselves into poor health then have the nerve to whine about it. You're better at holding your tongue than I am. I would have gone off on her already xD