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[–] thelma ago 

Once upon a time a handsome prince met a beautiful princess.

They got married.

She got fat and the prince poisoned one of her pastries and she died.

And the prince lived happily ever after.

The end. Now go to bed !

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[–] GhostSkin [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

You're the best. 😁

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[–] thelma ago 

I write children books.

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[–] 15725362? ago 

After peeing I waggled my penis so hard a drip of urine flew up into my eye

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[–] GhostSkin [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I bet that burns so good