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[–] cynicaloldfart 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

making googly eyes at my son

J better be careful. I'd imagine growing up and living in Peru that his gf can probably take care of business.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wow. You might not even know.

Her family owns a grocery store. Except, they sell more at a stall outside Luragancho. That's like the roughest prison on the planet. They regularly go inside.

There are zero staff members in the prison. They basically throw in food, pick up dead bodies, and wait outside with .50 mounted automatic weapons.

They go inside and deliver food. Hookers go in. Drug dealers go in.

The inmates are great to visitors. Harming a vistor would get you killed, pretty much instantly. See, if visitors get hurt, they cut off visits. It's all sorts of weird politics inside there. You can just get a token and go in. They'll pretty much let anyone in. If they bitch, slip 'em a $10 USD bill.

It's so corrupt - but it works.

And, my son is a good guy. He knows he's got his dad's good looks! (He looks very little like me, except facially. He's pretty much a pale face and even has blond hair. He's a good kid. I don't expect to find J's body parts scattered around the lawn.

As for his girlfriend, I'll get her to dance for us before they go back. She understands flamenco!

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[–] cynicaloldfart 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Now that would be a treat, you playing and her dancing. Talk about music history becoming alive.