[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I have touched another man's erect penis, except it wasn't gay. In fact, it was the manliest thing I could do, under the circumstances.
My buddy Mike and I were both fucking a chick at the same time. He was pounding away vaginally and I was stuffing her butt. Because of the way we were situated, he couldn't reach down to put himself back in when he fell out. So, he fell out and I did the gentlemanly thing to do, and put him back in.
And that is how I touched another man's penis.
We've concluded that's not gay, that's just etiquette.
[–] gabara 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Huh. @friendshipistragic, exception found!
[–] friendshipistragic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
@TheBuddha is a saint
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
See? It was the right thing to do at the time.