[–] PorchMonkey 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Actually on second thought... sleep in the road. Wear black at night.
[–] SorbusAnglica [S] ago
Though really a difference race to Negroids or Congoloids, Australoids provide a valuable insight into a defective, primordial brain. What might have happened if humans hadn't discovered a monolith on their way out of Africa. :^)
[–] GrumpyMidlifeCrisis ago
I can understand why they would say that. If you're ready for a nap and are looking for a nice, smooth, flat area to sleep on... that could be a road.
[–] SorbusAnglica [S] ago
It's also warmer at night than the dirt. But sleeping on a road just belies any intelligence or capacity for abstract thought.