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Finally, a Clip That Unlocks the Mysteries of Trump's Hair Helmet - VICE

"Everyone knows that Trump's golden helmet of hair is fucking weird, even the man himself, but no one can quite agree on why."

'But on Wednesday, longtime Trump hair reporter Ashley Fienberg spotted video footage of the president that may give us answers, once and for all. '

'Was the president just born with some kind of mutant follicles that naturally sprout brittle, raw spaghetti-strands of hair?'

'A former Apprentice stylist swore that every hair was real, albeit poorly dyed, drugged, and hair-sprayed into submission. ', "Gawker's 2016 investigation into the secrets of Trump's mane made a compelling case for it being an exorbitantly expensive weave, but conflicting theories abound."


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