[–] TradRight14 [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
[–] REEEperMan 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Her face only takes up like 5% of the surface area of her head...
[–] TradRight14 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She has well developed forehead fat storage already.
[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I didn't know Hummer dust covers came with lace detailing.
[–] PoopooJoons 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Imagine having that thing's face that close to your face.
[–] TradRight14 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Imagine the rest of it, that close to your... anything. He has to be to the point of like... washing her, right? You think that bitch can wipe??
[–] Socks_are_okay ago (edited ago)
The gravitational pull would rip yours off. If you're lucky, you can still get away before getting pulled into the black hole it calls a mouth.
[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Imagine, this is the thinnest and best she will ever look in her life. Sad af.
[–] opinionatedduck 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They see this pictute and they see their "hourglass" figure, claiming they have a waistline smaller than their appetite.
[–] MyNameIsInigoMontoya 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
“Please just let me put it in my mouth... I need something in my mouth.” is what I imagine is going on here.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You know there was a tough choice made for this photo. Either she has to stand for the photo like this or she has to climb the stairs of the train to sit for the photo. Can you imagine the gears in her head turning trying to make that call?
[–] DickMcFluffin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wtf are they taking a photo on a playground behind a school?
[–] Timmy2 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Fucking Hutts are the scum of the galaxy.