[–] [deleted] 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] andrew_jackson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You got a license for them peepers, Governor?

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[–] fuckmyreddit 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

AI must be dyslexic. It transposes letters, and suddenly dunes becomes nudes. Maybe the computer needs Ritalin to help it concentrate when sounding out the words.

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[–] 15566972? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Overwhelm their dopamine receptors and shut off those pesky play circuits that make the kids so damn annoying.

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[–] memememema 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

then make sure to also give those children lots of love in the church while they are high on Ritalin so much love they will never ever want to leave and will do anything you tell them even sex. after all love bombing is just a phrase its really about making sure a child has support. Get those oxytocin receptors nice and overstimulated at such a young age that nothing but a large church would ever feel good again. Life is filled with such beauty and majesty isnt it.

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[–] Its_over_9000 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Fish7463 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

pommies...... smh

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[–] IDintDuNuthin2 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Am I the only one who has masturbated to sand?

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[–] qotile 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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[–] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You can always take it to the next level and pound sand literally.

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[–] kammmmak 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah but it's soo hot

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[–] Troll 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Send dunes

oh u....

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[–] fuckmyreddit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh dang. We both saw the same thing, but you came up with a quicker quip and beat me by 1.2 minutes.

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[–] vish_world 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I bet some sheikh from dubai gets homesick and gets turned on by this as well.

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[–] WolvenWargod 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Those are balls." -Barry Zuckercorn

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[–] jackthelion 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

epic

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