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[–] 15524485? ago 

Schumer's nose is almost as long as my middle finger - LOL! I think he wears his glasses half-way down his nose to break the length of his schnoz in half as sort of quasi-cosmetic/aesthetic thing, but for a guy. ;-)

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[–] 15523713? ago 

He just keeps them there so he doesn't lose them.

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[–] 15523130? ago 

Has nobody ever heard of reading glasses? Like only need help to see when reading (looking down).

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[–] 15523280? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They are to draw attention away from his dull eyes and unintelligent speech patterns. "OPEN".

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[–] 15521847? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Its probably so he looks more informal and "proffesional" when his homowifekiketrannygoblin fucks him from behind .

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[–] 15523106? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think he wears them almost all the time to appear smarter, like he's actually read something.

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[–] 15522024? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Both he and Brennan look like goblin's. Take the green paint off the wicked witch of oz and you have Schumer.

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[–] 15522057? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I lean heavily toward disapprove.

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