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Make sure it has a thick long dick and humungous balls and real shit smell when he drives it home and maybe some brown backspray to make it realistic since that would make it his favorite gift and if you can make it look like Joe Piscopo because he thinks he's dreamy.
[–] shawnfromnh69 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago (edited ago)
Make sure it has a thick long dick and humungous balls and real shit smell when he drives it home and maybe some brown backspray to make it realistic since that would make it his favorite gift and if you can make it look like Joe Piscopo because he thinks he's dreamy.
[–] 15469710? [S] 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago (edited ago)
But... it has vagene and asshole that smells like lavender....
[–] shawnfromnh69 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Now you're getting me hot. ;)