No there's not. That old lady would have ripped that little pee pee of yours off and then fed it to you.
She don't take no shit.
On my grandpas DEATH BED I heard her say right to his face, "if you flip me off again I'm going to shove that finger up your ass". I never heard those kind of words from her before. Grown man that I am, I cowered in the kitchen pretending that I was looking for something to eat. That too was bad choice, that's her lair and grandpa already pissed her off.
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[–] JopharVorin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Nooooo granny!
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
LOL Granny used to be a looker!
Or, back in my day, we called that "Hot to trot!"
[–] JopharVorin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
haha
Did you show her your gingambobs or Pego? She may have bagpiped you? I hope she didn't use her Godeminche on ya.
Then when it was over I bet she told you: ""You should feel proud; that queef was the musical result of you strumming me for two hours straight."