[–] JopharVorin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Nooooo granny!
[–] JopharVorin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
haha
Did you show her your gingambobs or Pego? She may have bagpiped you? I hope she didn't use her Godeminche on ya.
Then when it was over I bet she told you: ""You should feel proud; that queef was the musical result of you strumming me for two hours straight."
No there's not. That old lady would have ripped that little pee pee of yours off and then fed it to you.
She don't take no shit.
On my grandpas DEATH BED I heard her say right to his face, "if you flip me off again I'm going to shove that finger up your ass". I never heard those kind of words from her before. Grown man that I am, I cowered in the kitchen pretending that I was looking for something to eat. That too was bad choice, that's her lair and grandpa already pissed her off.
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[–] gabara 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My grandma died of old age in the early 80's.
[–] TheBuddha [S] ago
Hmm... I was in my 20s then, so probably not her.
[–] gabara 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My mom was 50. My mom is probably older than you mom