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[–] My-Name-is-Mud 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Jokes on you goyim.

Let's say it takes 3 seconds to stop and pick up a penny. That's 1200 bucks a hour. Obviously it's not going to really scale like that but the point stands.

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[–] Guy_Justsome ago 

That's twelve dollars an hour.
You can't calculate monies accurately.
You are no Jew, sir; you are an imposter.

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[–] PizzaphilePodesta ago 

anyone have the gif of the kids bobbing for sheckles in the public fountain?

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[–] PistonVinegar 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

True story: Was a bouncer in a strip club. One night, leaving work, me, another bouncer, one of the dancers, and (((the dj))) were shooting the shit. The dancer starts throwing loose change at (((the dj))) and yelling "makin' it hail on the Jews" and he replies "Not sure if you're aware, but my people love money... so thank you."

I lean over and whisper to the other bouncer "You notice he's not picking up the pennies," and without hesitation, he says "I think the copper burns their skin."

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[–] kammmmak ago 

Crazy glue a penny.

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[–] Cleanhobo ago 

Oh my God a SHECKLE!

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[–] Simpleusername 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I have been gluing change to the ground for 30+ years. This gif is the payoff...thanks!!

Look at how he scurries directionless after he drops his hat reminded me of this quote from I think Jesus:

"The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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[–] Greasy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not sure why a GIF of this everyday occurrence was submitted to Vo... Ohhhh I get it.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh Ohhh.

That's hilarious.

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