[–] Simpleusername 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
I have been gluing change to the ground for 30+ years. This gif is the payoff...thanks!!
Look at how he scurries directionless after he drops his hat reminded me of this quote from I think Jesus:
"The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
He's so quick to grab it before one of the children see it
[–] NeverRealNames 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Start gluing in New Jersey, and end in Brooklyn. It's like a literal rat trap to them.
[–] Attheendofmyrpoe 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Canadian here.. we have 1 & 2 dollar coins. One of my favourite things to do is go to a public bathroom, lock the door, turn off the water, flush the toilets then crazy glue coins in the toilet bowl... turn the water back on and flush and leave.
[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Try glueing a used-up gift card to a sidewalk anywhere. Card says $50, there is maybe a dime left on it.
I’ve done it before in front of my apartment, then go back up and sit on the balcony laughing!
[–] Mustard_Monkey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hat of Hermes. http://www.fossilizedcustoms.com/kipa.html
[–] PistonVinegar 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
True story: Was a bouncer in a strip club. One night, leaving work, me, another bouncer, one of the dancers, and (((the dj))) were shooting the shit. The dancer starts throwing loose change at (((the dj))) and yelling "makin' it hail on the Jews" and he replies "Not sure if you're aware, but my people love money... so thank you."
I lean over and whisper to the other bouncer "You notice he's not picking up the pennies," and without hesitation, he says "I think the copper burns their skin."