[–] mierdasenor 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Because we know NO fat fuck would take the time to make them from scratch!
[–] BuffyTheHamSlayer [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
I honestly don’t get baking out of a box. If you’re not even going to bother with actually baking, why not just buy a freshly baked cake or some bread from a bakery?
I just made two different batches of cookies tonight. They were not at all difficult or especially time consuming to make, it’s just chopping up some chocolate and nuts, mixing some ingredients in a bowl, portioning the dough out on a baking tray and shoving them in the oven. Hell, it only took me ten minutes to clean up while waiting to take them out of the oven again.
The end result is huge, delicious cookies that will last my boyfriend and me through the entire month of Christmas and probably a few days into january, too. It’s also far better than any ready-to-bake box shit I could have bought, plus I already had most of the ingredients in my pantry anyway. But then again, if you’re just gonna scarf them all down in ten minutes, I suppose it could seem like a lot of work for nothing.
[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Damn. I was getting groceries with my boyfriend as it started to snow and get busy earlier today and I was tempted to grab a frosted, old fashioned donut for a Sunday breakfast treat. I beat my craving that would’ve added 400 calories to my daily intake. I can’t imagine being happy eating one roll, let alone a whole fucking pie pan of them!
[–] BuffyTheHamSlayer [S] 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
How do you even consume that much sugar, let alone so early in the day? If I eat just one cinnamon roll for breakfast, my day will be ruined from the start. I’ll feel sluggish, nauseated and ready for a nap!
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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They're dessert for me when I make them. I never eat breakfast anyway, but something like that in the morning would make me a hungry zombie all day.
[–] Machine-Head 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Ew I just looked at its pictures and fucking ew. I feel like so many of these hams are narcissists like who the hell takes that many selfis of their ugly disfigured body with every caption saying how they love and accept themselves. Really pathetic and stupid.
[–] CowboyDancer 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Haha I did the same thing, ugggghhh. One of its pancake tits is the size of my car tires
[–] stefwithanF ago
Haha I did too. Probably somebody could do a whole "caption this" album with this whale
[–] REEEperMan 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Haha, this is that fat cow that has a fake "look how happy I am, guys, I'm totally genuinely happy" smile in all her photos. Nice try, fatty, but we know all "body positive" Instaham whales are lying.
[–] enginedriver13 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago (edited ago)
Fake garbage food, fake smile, fake everything...
Edit to add: oh sheesh, and they were "rolls" out of a can? That makes it even worse! I mean, I'm no food nazi; a couple of times during the year (usually during the holiday season) I'll make cornmeal waffles in the vintage waffle iron because they're actually pretty light and crispy for starchy breakfast food and it makes for a fun treat when we're home on vacation. Why would you eat preservative-laden garbage like faux-cinnamon rolls on a regular basis? I guess, fats gonna fat, etc.
[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Cornmeal waffles sound amazing!
[–] anastasja2202 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Seriously these things just eat so quickly that they can’t evwn process their own hunger cues properly. I can only eat maybe one cinnamon roll before feeling too full/sick and I’m not one for super sweet stuff anyway. Of course this is probably a normal breakfast for it too; as a kid my mom used to only make cinnamon rolls on special occasions like a birthday or something and so I’ve always seen stuff like that as special treats, like a normal person. This thing thinks eating an entire dish of prepackaged orange cinnamon rolls is a normal thing... but look how quirky and relatable guize!1!1!
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[–] klobos 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
And also not enough time to take the plate out of the car when she is done stuffing her maw. It will be on the floor, on top of other garbage most likely, for years.
[–] notanexit 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Soon she'll be dining on orange glazed ants.