[–] mierdasenor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Can one of you shame it on its Instaham? And, that's two days of calories, but who's counting? None of these fat fucks.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Where along the line do you stop understanding that eating a whole dish of anything is not normal? Where a long the line do you stop understanding that, even if you do eat a whole something, that should be a day's food and not just one meal?
[–] anastasja2202 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Seriously these things just eat so quickly that they can’t evwn process their own hunger cues properly. I can only eat maybe one cinnamon roll before feeling too full/sick and I’m not one for super sweet stuff anyway. Of course this is probably a normal breakfast for it too; as a kid my mom used to only make cinnamon rolls on special occasions like a birthday or something and so I’ve always seen stuff like that as special treats, like a normal person. This thing thinks eating an entire dish of prepackaged orange cinnamon rolls is a normal thing... but look how quirky and relatable guize!1!1!
[–] enginedriver13 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago (edited ago)
Fake garbage food, fake smile, fake everything...
Edit to add: oh sheesh, and they were "rolls" out of a can? That makes it even worse! I mean, I'm no food nazi; a couple of times during the year (usually during the holiday season) I'll make cornmeal waffles in the vintage waffle iron because they're actually pretty light and crispy for starchy breakfast food and it makes for a fun treat when we're home on vacation. Why would you eat preservative-laden garbage like faux-cinnamon rolls on a regular basis? I guess, fats gonna fat, etc.
[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Cornmeal waffles sound amazing!
[–] REEEperMan 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Haha, this is that fat cow that has a fake "look how happy I am, guys, I'm totally genuinely happy" smile in all her photos. Nice try, fatty, but we know all "body positive" Instaham whales are lying.
[–] Machine-Head 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Ew I just looked at its pictures and fucking ew. I feel like so many of these hams are narcissists like who the hell takes that many selfis of their ugly disfigured body with every caption saying how they love and accept themselves. Really pathetic and stupid.
[–] stefwithanF ago
Haha I did too. Probably somebody could do a whole "caption this" album with this whale
[–] CowboyDancer 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Haha I did the same thing, ugggghhh. One of its pancake tits is the size of my car tires
[–] Twodivinehipsters 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Looking at that made me nauseous. I don't eat much breakfast, usually I skip it. I can't imagine being that stupid.