[–] Whtgrlxtrm13 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I cannot comprehend this picture without a caption detailing what the picture is of. [Beached whale rolls and moans on beach to the dismay of onlookers] this would have been way better than saying some drunk thought she looked like Anna Nicole.
[–] obsecro-morietur 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lads... who’s finding this attractive... honestly
[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She had sand in her mouth for the whole day? How pathetic to be so fat to not be able to rinse your mouth out
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Not only did I used to live near the beach, I actually worked ON the beach (selling concessions). I never once, in four months of working four or five days a week, ended up with sand in my mouth. But this fat is so devoted to putting things in her mouth--how many snacks d'you suppose she had in the course of that "shoot?"--and apparently so averse to the idea of washing her hands thoroughly before eating, that it was impossible for her not to get sand in her mouth. Which she was then incapable of rinsing out (as others have said), so she just went ahead and swallowed it along with her other snacks and meals because hey, animals only pee and poo on it etc., it's fine, why bother trying to clean it out when you can just eat it?
Also, the guy yelling "You look like Anna Nicole Smith!" was making fun of you, as were the other people watching and asking about your "modeling" career. Unless they were also fats, of course, in which case they're dumb enough to believe it.
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
putrefaction shes talking about