[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Nope, they're ass wings. It could fly away thanks to those!
[–] Frankenblock 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Probably watches Wall-E with religious fervor, waiting for the day......
[–] MeanMexican 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Wonder how it wipes, I am willing to bet not very well.
[–] Cocobutternut 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought for a second it was on a stationary bike, and I thought, well, at least its trying. Then I realized, no, just buying more processed crap at Walmart.
[–] Siacca 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
They're going to have to burn that seat. With an ass that huge, there's physically no way she can wipe her ass. The skid mark she leaves behind will cover the entire seat.