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[–] u6z2 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter – Better than her bitter butter – And she baked it in her batter; And the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter.

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wow. I've heard a version of this one before but not nearly as long. This is going to be fun to try to say without messing up

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[–] Maoman 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] ago 

I can't even say half of it!

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[–] pegarrett 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Eleven benevolent elephants.

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I haven't heard this one before, I keep saying benelephant when I try it

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[–] lava_lice ago 

I can't even pronouce benevolent by itself. ughhh

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[–] ButtPizza 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"1 Smart feller, he felt smart. 2 smart fellers, they felt smart. 3 smart fellers, they felt smart. Etc, etc, etc."

Always good for a cheap laugh.

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[–] smatt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

pad kid poured curd pulled cold

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[–] therealsung 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This one is guaranteed. Try it. Irish Wristwatch

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No matter how many times I try this one I can't say it more than 2 or 3 times before I mess up

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[–] parkinglot ago 

Holy fuck, how do you say this one

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[–] Call_Me_Kelly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Black bug's blood. It's simple yet exasperating.

To piggyback, it would be cool to see some non English toungetwisters, like 555 in German.

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[–] Razor_Teverek 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've always heard this one as pheasant plucker.

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