[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I haven't heard this one before, I keep saying benelephant when I try it
[–] u6z2 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter – Better than her bitter butter – And she baked it in her batter; And the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter.
[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wow. I've heard a version of this one before but not nearly as long. This is going to be fun to try to say without messing up
[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah I realized that after I posted, oh well at least with this title if some grammar nazis come I'll be able to see if I used the ' correctly.
[–] TheKillerRabbit 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers.
Edit: peck, not pack
[–] strayslacker 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's "peck" instead of "pack", classically.
[–] TheKillerRabbit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thanks!
[–] Salmoneer ago
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, then where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?