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[–] lookingforcats ago 

As someone who spent a school year in speech therapy following a trauma, I have no favorites, but it kinda cracks me up that my nightmares of yore might be fun for you! Sally sells seashells down by the seashore kicked my 5th grade ass- anyone?

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[–] timholt ago 

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[–] Apoplexy ago  (edited ago)

I love tongue twisters!!!

  • There's no need for a nightlight on a light night like tonight. For a nightlight's light's slight and tonight's a light night.

  • Swan swam over the sea. Swim, swan, swim! Swan swam back again. Well swum, swan!

  • A tutor who tutored the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?

  • To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock. In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock. Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock. From a cheap and chippy chopper with a big black block.

  • What a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two. A thing distinctly hard to say and harder still to do. For they'll beat a tattoo at a quarter to two with a rat-tatta-tat-tatta-tat-tatta-too. And the dragon will come when he hears the drum at a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two.

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[–] Warden 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I got a couple:

  1. Swan swam over the sea. Swim, Swan, swim! Swan swam back again. Well swum, Swan!

  2. Three Swedish-switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish-switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I can only say the first sentence of number 2 before messing up

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[–] therealsung 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This one is guaranteed. Try it. Irish Wristwatch

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[–] parkinglot ago 

Holy fuck, how do you say this one

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No matter how many times I try this one I can't say it more than 2 or 3 times before I mess up

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[–] Call_Me_Kelly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Black bug's blood. It's simple yet exasperating.

To piggyback, it would be cool to see some non English toungetwisters, like 555 in German.

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[–] Kozuki 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This one's fairly easy to say, but it's still a lot of fun:

There once was a tutor who tooted the flute

He tried to tutor two tooters to toot

Said the two to the tutor:

Is it harder to toot

Or to tutor two tooters to toot?

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[–] iamameatpopsicle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fox in Socks by Dr Seuss. Reading is hard

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