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[–] ThisIsMe 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You could have just said "your"

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah I realized that after I posted, oh well at least with this title if some grammar nazis come I'll be able to see if I used the ' correctly.

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[–] EqualityIsForPussies ago 

As an attack helicopter I'm triggered.

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[–] TheKillerRabbit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers.

Edit: peck, not pack

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[–] strayslacker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's "peck" instead of "pack", classically.

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[–] TheKillerRabbit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks!

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[–] Salmoneer ago 

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, then where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

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[–] Warden 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I got a couple:

  1. Swan swam over the sea. Swim, Swan, swim! Swan swam back again. Well swum, Swan!

  2. Three Swedish-switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish-switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I can only say the first sentence of number 2 before messing up

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[–] Kozuki 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This one's fairly easy to say, but it's still a lot of fun:

There once was a tutor who tooted the flute

He tried to tutor two tooters to toot

Said the two to the tutor:

Is it harder to toot

Or to tutor two tooters to toot?

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[–] iamameatpopsicle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fox in Socks by Dr Seuss. Reading is hard

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[–] Perplexedmonkey 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If three witchs where watching three watches. Which witch would watch which watch

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[–] Chingasa 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Toy Boat"

Just try to say that fast outloud over and over.

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's already in my post description ;)

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[–] Chingasa ago 

I'm an idiot.

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[–] lookingforcats ago 

As someone who spent a school year in speech therapy following a trauma, I have no favorites, but it kinda cracks me up that my nightmares of yore might be fun for you! Sally sells seashells down by the seashore kicked my 5th grade ass- anyone?

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