[–] TheKillerRabbit 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers.
Edit: peck, not pack
[–] strayslacker 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's "peck" instead of "pack", classically.
[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I can only say the first sentence of number 2 before messing up
[–] iamameatpopsicle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fox in Socks by Dr Seuss. Reading is hard
[–] Perplexedmonkey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If three witchs where watching three watches. Which witch would watch which watch
[–] lookingforcats ago
As someone who spent a school year in speech therapy following a trauma, I have no favorites, but it kinda cracks me up that my nightmares of yore might be fun for you! Sally sells seashells down by the seashore kicked my 5th grade ass- anyone?
[–] ThisIsMe 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You could have just said "your"
[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah I realized that after I posted, oh well at least with this title if some grammar nazis come I'll be able to see if I used the ' correctly.
[–] EqualityIsForPussies ago
As an attack helicopter I'm triggered.