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[–] ButtPizza 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"1 Smart feller, he felt smart. 2 smart fellers, they felt smart. 3 smart fellers, they felt smart. Etc, etc, etc."

Always good for a cheap laugh.

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[–] Perplexedmonkey 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If three witchs where watching three watches. Which witch would watch which watch

[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Razor_Teverek 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've always heard this one as pheasant plucker.

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[–] iamameatpopsicle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fox in Socks by Dr Seuss. Reading is hard

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[–] Kozuki 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This one's fairly easy to say, but it's still a lot of fun:

There once was a tutor who tooted the flute

He tried to tutor two tooters to toot

Said the two to the tutor:

Is it harder to toot

Or to tutor two tooters to toot?

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[–] Call_Me_Kelly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Black bug's blood. It's simple yet exasperating.

To piggyback, it would be cool to see some non English toungetwisters, like 555 in German.

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[–] therealsung 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This one is guaranteed. Try it. Irish Wristwatch

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No matter how many times I try this one I can't say it more than 2 or 3 times before I mess up

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[–] parkinglot ago 

Holy fuck, how do you say this one

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[–] Warden 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I got a couple:

  1. Swan swam over the sea. Swim, Swan, swim! Swan swam back again. Well swum, Swan!

  2. Three Swedish-switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish-switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I can only say the first sentence of number 2 before messing up

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