[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Razor_Teverek 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've always heard this one as pheasant plucker.

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[–] Perplexedmonkey 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If three witchs where watching three watches. Which witch would watch which watch

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[–] ButtPizza 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"1 Smart feller, he felt smart. 2 smart fellers, they felt smart. 3 smart fellers, they felt smart. Etc, etc, etc."

Always good for a cheap laugh.

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[–] Lyonette ago 

Sally sells seashells by the seashore

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[–] Chingasa 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Toy Boat"

Just try to say that fast outloud over and over.

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's already in my post description ;)

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[–] Chingasa ago 

I'm an idiot.

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[–] smatt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

pad kid poured curd pulled cold

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[–] Maoman 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] ago 

I can't even say half of it!

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[–] ThisIsMe 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You could have just said "your"

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah I realized that after I posted, oh well at least with this title if some grammar nazis come I'll be able to see if I used the ' correctly.

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[–] EqualityIsForPussies ago 

As an attack helicopter I'm triggered.

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