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[–] u6z2 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter – Better than her bitter butter – And she baked it in her batter; And the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter.

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wow. I've heard a version of this one before but not nearly as long. This is going to be fun to try to say without messing up

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[–] pegarrett 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Eleven benevolent elephants.

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[–] lava_lice ago 

I can't even pronouce benevolent by itself. ughhh

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[–] PhantomZwei [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I haven't heard this one before, I keep saying benelephant when I try it

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[–] TheKillerRabbit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers.

Edit: peck, not pack

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[–] Salmoneer ago 

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, then where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

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[–] strayslacker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's "peck" instead of "pack", classically.

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[–] TheKillerRabbit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks!