[–]Battlefat0 points
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All the holiday commercials would seem to suggest to her that this relationship is normal and the best she could do; considering all the soy she’s consumed, they are correct in that assumption. The babies will look like alcohol syndrome heffalumps with wide set eyes, and curly ginger chin scruff
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It is now, so give it your sons, so they can estrogenize their tits and become sympathetic to the fairer sex, and maybe one day, they will transmogrify their genitals
[–] Battlefat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
All the holiday commercials would seem to suggest to her that this relationship is normal and the best she could do; considering all the soy she’s consumed, they are correct in that assumption. The babies will look like alcohol syndrome heffalumps with wide set eyes, and curly ginger chin scruff
[–] Jabiluka 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Soy was never meant to be food, the Chinese planted it so that they could use it for soy sauce and to re-nitrogenise the soil, it was never a food.
[–] Battlefat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It is now, so give it your sons, so they can estrogenize their tits and become sympathetic to the fairer sex, and maybe one day, they will transmogrify their genitals
[–] satisfyinghump ago
What about using it to make tofu?