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[–] PsiloTheWolf 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I just want to know why that fat fuck has greasy ass pizzas on his bed. Does he not have a table in the house? Or does he plan on fucking the pizzas? Is that his version of a threesome? Wtf? Gross.

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[–] xXTRVXx 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This was my first thought, he is looking at those pizzas like they are two greased up hookers.

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[–] g33k3ss 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Where's my other pizza? I'm going to starve!"

(And damn, I just bought the same comforter last week. :( )

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[–] PsiloTheWolf 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

At least yours wont be stained with pizza grease.

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He'll never have a girl in that bed, but he found something he wants more.

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[–] Yuke 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"We're gonna need a bigger shirt"

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"mmmm second breakfast"

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[–] markrod420 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"an average tuesday"

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[–] Nightmare159 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pizza being stuffed into a human face - forever.

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Upvoat for 1984 reference.

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I'm a bit obsessive when it comes to hygiene and cleanliness so this just revolts me. Anyone that's ever ordered a pizza knows how greasy those boxes are. Why would you set it on your bed Jesus Christ! FOOD DOES NOT BELONG IN BED YOU FATFUCKS!

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