[–] MaxRockinDankSeed ago
From his look, I guess he is totally going to stick his dick in that pizza.
[–] EffYourDuckAss ago (edited ago)
"What? Only two pizzas? But I'll starve!"
Or: "Bye-bye, belt!"
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Picture of me with my two topless dates tonight. I'm about to get my top off too."
[–] R34p_Th3_Wh0r1w1nd 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
His thought, The closest thing to a threescore I'll ever have.
[–] UmbraRising ago
The only two hotties to ever be in his bed