[–] PsiloTheWolf 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
At least yours wont be stained with pizza grease.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Picture of me with my two topless dates tonight. I'm about to get my top off too."
[–] R34p_Th3_Wh0r1w1nd 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
His thought, The closest thing to a threescore I'll ever have.
[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"mmmm second breakfast"