[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The way fats lustfully look at food is utterly repulsive. Even more so the way they moan while eating. It just shows exactly how much they shoving shit down their gullet.
[–] R34p_Th3_Wh0r1w1nd 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
His thought, The closest thing to a threescore I'll ever have.
[–] EffYourDuckAss ago (edited ago)
"What? Only two pizzas? But I'll starve!"
Or: "Bye-bye, belt!"
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Picture of me with my two topless dates tonight. I'm about to get my top off too."
[–] MaxRockinDankSeed ago
From his look, I guess he is totally going to stick his dick in that pizza.
[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"I wanted to be an Italian gangster, but I only got as far as the food".