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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The way fats lustfully look at food is utterly repulsive. Even more so the way they moan while eating. It just shows exactly how much they shoving shit down their gullet.

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"mmmm second breakfast"

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[–] g33k3ss 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Where's my other pizza? I'm going to starve!"

(And damn, I just bought the same comforter last week. :( )

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[–] PsiloTheWolf 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

At least yours wont be stained with pizza grease.

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"I wanted to be an Italian gangster, but I only got as far as the food".

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[–] Yuke 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"We're gonna need a bigger shirt"

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He'll never have a girl in that bed, but he found something he wants more.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Birthday Sex"

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[–] Nightmare159 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pizza being stuffed into a human face - forever.

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Upvoat for 1984 reference.

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