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[–] man_with_titties 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

In my youth, my mother had a Ford Maverick. Her obese friend came for a visit with her equally obese son and her hot daughter. We went for a drive, with the whale in the passenger seat, and her son in the right rear seat, while my brother and I squeezed in the left rear with the daughter.

My mother kept complaining that the steering was pulling to the right, so she pulled into a rural full service gas station to ask for advice. The good ol boy mechanic took one look at the listing car, and told her she had to redistribute the load. Her friend was incensed and we drove off blaming it on the ignorance of rural hicks pretending to be mechanics, while my brother and I tried to keep straight faces.

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[–] Hooked68 [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Stupid fat fuck removes the seatbelt from the floor anchor and screws it into the plastic seat flange because the seatbelt is too tight. That’s not going to hold even a human in an emergency braking situation. I can’t believe that anyone, even a fat piece o shit like this would put anyone who drives that car in danger because of their “cumfurt”. I truly hate these drains on society.

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[–] CFR223 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

The ham is probably compressed into the cockpit of the vehicle so they only need a seatbelt for legal reasons.

I'll never understand hams that drive smaller vehicles... You know your 400+lb ass isn't going to fit inside that Fiesta ST, but you're going to complain about how it's uncomfortable.

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[–] Hooked68 [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You just made me think why it’s so hard to find a decent used car in the US. I traded in my car a few months ago for a 2018 and the dealer was amazed at the interior of my 10 year old car. Yes, it looked like new because I don’t smoke, I don’t eat in my cars, I’m not a fat ass that crushes down the padding in the seats and I don’t profusely sweat all over the leather.

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[–] CFR223 ago 

Upon inspection, my girlfriend's truck seats have the exact same problem, they've got wear as if they were pushed up against the plate covering the mechanical bits on the side of the seat. Neither of us cause such a predicament, so what a surprise, she bought something used to cart a ham back and forth to McDonald's, the grocery store and the doctor's office.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Holy crap, those fats-bottoming-out-vehicles stories...every time I think I've heard/seen/read it all on FPH, boom.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

baaahahahahaha!! OH MAN that must have been hilarious to behold ;D

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[–] DrunkenPieRat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I just had my truck in the shop. They "needed" to drive 40 miles to make sure the engine light didn't come back on. I just filled it up and reset the odometer. It was 25 miles to the shop. When I got in my truck the odometer had over 150 miles on, 1/4 of a tank of gas was gone, the seat was all the way back, the A/C was on, it's 40 degrees here, the mirrors were moved, the radio presets were changed and there was a used coffee cup in the cup holder. And they didn't even fix one of the fucking problems.

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[–] NZ_MPS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Time to find a new shop

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[–] DorothyMantooth ago 

I hope you complained vigorously.

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[–] aretemis 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hey now, that's a risk of a fatass flying through the windshield in a crash - hundreds of pounds of projectile puts much more than the driver in danger!

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If it could even fit through the windshield. For it to need to do this to the seatbelt, the swine is probably barely able to fit in the car and has to grease up its fupa to turn the wheel.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

brand new Camry with 2500 miles

Gee they didn't see your stupid ass coming from a mile away at all did they....

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[–] antih8 ago  (edited ago)

When I was much nicer to fats, I had a friend and she drove up here from out of state and we went over to eat nearby. Took our car to give their car a “rest”. Barely even a mile and her fatness flattened our tires :( It couldn’t bare her weight and popped.

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