[–] DorothyMantooth ago
Coming soon: straps with a hook at the top and a clothespin at the bottom, for fats to wear in the car to fool police into thinking they're wearing seatbelts.
Honestly, though, it's no surprise that people so reckless with their food intake are also reckless behind the wheel.
[–] jynnan_tonnyx ago
I am amazed a fat even put forth the effort to "fix" this issue in the first place.
[–] DrunkenPieRat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I just had my truck in the shop. They "needed" to drive 40 miles to make sure the engine light didn't come back on. I just filled it up and reset the odometer. It was 25 miles to the shop. When I got in my truck the odometer had over 150 miles on, 1/4 of a tank of gas was gone, the seat was all the way back, the A/C was on, it's 40 degrees here, the mirrors were moved, the radio presets were changed and there was a used coffee cup in the cup holder. And they didn't even fix one of the fucking problems.
[–] man_with_titties 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
In my youth, my mother had a Ford Maverick. Her obese friend came for a visit with her equally obese son and her hot daughter. We went for a drive, with the whale in the passenger seat, and her son in the right rear seat, while my brother and I squeezed in the left rear with the daughter.
My mother kept complaining that the steering was pulling to the right, so she pulled into a rural full service gas station to ask for advice. The good ol boy mechanic took one look at the listing car, and told her she had to redistribute the load. Her friend was incensed and we drove off blaming it on the ignorance of rural hicks pretending to be mechanics, while my brother and I tried to keep straight faces.
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
brand new Camry with 2500 miles
Gee they didn't see your stupid ass coming from a mile away at all did they....
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Holy crap, those fats-bottoming-out-vehicles stories...every time I think I've heard/seen/read it all on FPH, boom.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
baaahahahahaha!! OH MAN that must have been hilarious to behold ;D
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If it could even fit through the windshield. For it to need to do this to the seatbelt, the swine is probably barely able to fit in the car and has to grease up its fupa to turn the wheel.
[–] antih8 ago (edited ago)
When I was much nicer to fats, I had a friend and she drove up here from out of state and we went over to eat nearby. Took our car to give their car a “rest”. Barely even a mile and her fatness flattened our tires :( It couldn’t bare her weight and popped.