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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

As well as can be expected. I'm remarkably pleased with having done such a simple task. LOL

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's amazing the little things we take for granted, until we have trouble doing them.

Well done! It's good to hear you are improving.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, thanks! It could use better planning. I made a bunch of needless trips, or trips that could have been condensed into fewer trips.

LOL They make a basket (like you see on girl's bikes) for walkers. I should get one.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nothing wrong with using tools made for the task. Might feel demeaning but if it's only temporary and not going to be an issue of reliance. Work smarter, not harder!

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not much, actually. Moose meat, ground. Dice an onion, cut a pepper, crush two or three cloves of garlic with a garlic press, and add in about 1/4 the weight with bread crumbs (to help it stick together, 'cause moose isn't like cooking beef). Then, you just cook 'em like normal. On the last flip, cover 'em with two pieces of good cheese. I used pepperjack today.

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[–] jollux 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What does moose taste like?

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks! I deserve a goddamned medal. It feels like I walked three miles, back and forth in the kitchen. It'd normally take me like 20 minutes. It took me just about an hour, and that's ignoring some of the initial prep time.

Still, I think it's a pretty good accomplishment and I'm kinda pleased with myself.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This seems like a code. Operation Dine In a go!

My announcement is the extreme pain I’m experiencing has caused me to piss on myself only 4 times today... so progress.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

WTF did you do?

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[–] goatboy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Can’t talk about it, but let’s just say fighting with a bezoar in the gut ain’t much fun.

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[–] EnkiAnon 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Did you eat your dinner?

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I did. It was delicious. Later, I will eat blueberry donuts. I have to keep my caloric intake up, 'cause I've been losing too much weight.

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[–] EnkiAnon 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Try drinking melted butter. If a bitch tells you know, no cabbage for her!

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[–] Backlot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I award you the Medal of the Iron Skillet. Hope everyone enjoyed the meal.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They did, indeed. This is the first real meal I've made since I broke my femur. It was far more complex than it should have been. There was some pain involved, and even some frustration. However, nothing was spilled or broken and it was delicious.

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[–] PeaceSeeker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well done, mate. To go from being able to readily use all four limbs simultaneously to having to pick only two at a time really makes so-called simple tasks a lot more complicated. Glad to hear you made something that sounds so tasty.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

LOL Thanks, though I didn't really choose this. Sure, it's kinda my fault, but I wasn't planning on breaking a hip/femur.

If you're open to advice, I'd suggest that you never, ever break a femur. It's not worth it.

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