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[–] bluebeardsghost 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I am glad you are on the mend. The worst and most dangerous part of major injuries is laying around. Got to keep moving or you get stiff and then everything hurts. And what an epic dinner to get moving with.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] ago 

Yeah, I'm still doing stuff all the time. Hell, I do about 3.5 hours of PT every day. It's grueling, but that's how I have to do it if I want to make a complete recovery.

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[–] Gravspeed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Moose burger? I've never had one, would i like it?

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have no idea if you'd like it. I am not you.

It does remind me of one of the strangest things I repeatedly witness. Why is it people say, while at a restaurant for example, "This is disgusting. Here, take a bite."

Umm... No? No, and just fuck you. You already said it's disgusting.

It's also impossible for me to find words to describe how food tastes. If you're curious about the flavor of moose, imagine a gamier venison - except it's a good gamier flavor. That's really about the only way I can describe it.

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[–] Gravspeed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I want to think it's something like elk. Which is amazing. I wouldn't think moose has much fat in it, but they are from cold country so i could be wrong there.

Also, glad you're up and about. Do you still have to wear your compassion socks?

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[–] PeaceSeeker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well done, mate. To go from being able to readily use all four limbs simultaneously to having to pick only two at a time really makes so-called simple tasks a lot more complicated. Glad to hear you made something that sounds so tasty.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

LOL Thanks, though I didn't really choose this. Sure, it's kinda my fault, but I wasn't planning on breaking a hip/femur.

If you're open to advice, I'd suggest that you never, ever break a femur. It's not worth it.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This seems like a code. Operation Dine In a go!

My announcement is the extreme pain I’m experiencing has caused me to piss on myself only 4 times today... so progress.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

WTF did you do?

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[–] goatboy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Can’t talk about it, but let’s just say fighting with a bezoar in the gut ain’t much fun.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks! I deserve a goddamned medal. It feels like I walked three miles, back and forth in the kitchen. It'd normally take me like 20 minutes. It took me just about an hour, and that's ignoring some of the initial prep time.

Still, I think it's a pretty good accomplishment and I'm kinda pleased with myself.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's amazing the little things we take for granted, until we have trouble doing them.

Well done! It's good to hear you are improving.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, thanks! It could use better planning. I made a bunch of needless trips, or trips that could have been condensed into fewer trips.

LOL They make a basket (like you see on girl's bikes) for walkers. I should get one.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nothing wrong with using tools made for the task. Might feel demeaning but if it's only temporary and not going to be an issue of reliance. Work smarter, not harder!

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

As well as can be expected. I'm remarkably pleased with having done such a simple task. LOL

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[–] Backlot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I award you the Medal of the Iron Skillet. Hope everyone enjoyed the meal.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They did, indeed. This is the first real meal I've made since I broke my femur. It was far more complex than it should have been. There was some pain involved, and even some frustration. However, nothing was spilled or broken and it was delicious.

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