[–] culofiesta 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I see several lard asses at the gym. They don't do shit but stand and watch the tv (doesn't even belong in the gym), play on their phones and once in a while, stretch. I'm sure they tell everyone how active they are. Just walking into a gym doesn't mean you exercise.
[–] ScheissGraefin 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Too real. My old gym was constantly clogged with fats hogging the best equipment, but obviously doing nothing. She-hams were always hogging the squat racks, doing maybe two squats with 10 lbs and then spending the rest of their "gym time" taking selfies, most likely uploading them to instaham with hashtags like #muhCurves #GirlsWhoLift #datasstho
And they all think that counts as vicious exercise.
[–] culofiesta 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I get fats that walk slow on the treadmill and blast the television at top volume. They always watch cooking shows or anti Trump shit.
[–] AbjectSubstance 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
TV doesn’t belong in the gym
I get a kick out of watching fake news side by side with fox on the bicycle.
[–] FormerBaltimoreRes 0 points 37 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago
If they are over 200 pounds and do even minor activity it will require rougly 3000 calories to sustain their weight. Assuming they consume 600 calories per day they will have a 16,800 calorie deficit per week which would result in losing 4.8 pounds per week. Within 10 weeks they would lose 48 pounds.
So the conclusion is obvious, this person has a super human ability to survive on low calories and needs to be studied for the advancement of science, because obviously they wouldn’t be lying to us on the Internet
[–] conchpearls1 ago
They would be kidnapped by NASA by now to discover how to create a perpetual energy machine if it were true anyway.
[–] CaptainCarrotSticks 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Is this the same person from a few weeks ago that counted 20 minutes singing OR walking the length of 2 cars vigorous exercise?
[–] NotYourDoctor ago
I don’t think it’s the same ham, but they all look the same and they all think the same, so who knows?
[–] man_with_titties 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Most fat people I know prefer to drink their calories because sucking a slurpy takes less energy than chewing solid food. That is probably the case with this one.
[–] performance 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Under 600 calories per day actually means "per meal" (and at least 5 meals per day tee hee).
Workout 4x a week = walking to the mailbox or store.
Why am I still so fat when I literally do nothing about it?
[–] GhostSkin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Someone should do a Jihad on fat people
[–] BWV1056 ago
Touching pork is haram though.