[–] culofiesta 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I see several lard asses at the gym. They don't do shit but stand and watch the tv (doesn't even belong in the gym), play on their phones and once in a while, stretch. I'm sure they tell everyone how active they are. Just walking into a gym doesn't mean you exercise.
[–] AbjectSubstance 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
TV doesn’t belong in the gym
I get a kick out of watching fake news side by side with fox on the bicycle.
[–] ScheissGraefin 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Too real. My old gym was constantly clogged with fats hogging the best equipment, but obviously doing nothing. She-hams were always hogging the squat racks, doing maybe two squats with 10 lbs and then spending the rest of their "gym time" taking selfies, most likely uploading them to instaham with hashtags like #muhCurves #GirlsWhoLift #datasstho
And they all think that counts as vicious exercise.
[–] culofiesta 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I get fats that walk slow on the treadmill and blast the television at top volume. They always watch cooking shows or anti Trump shit.
[–] FormerBaltimoreRes 0 points 37 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago
If they are over 200 pounds and do even minor activity it will require rougly 3000 calories to sustain their weight. Assuming they consume 600 calories per day they will have a 16,800 calorie deficit per week which would result in losing 4.8 pounds per week. Within 10 weeks they would lose 48 pounds.
So the conclusion is obvious, this person has a super human ability to survive on low calories and needs to be studied for the advancement of science, because obviously they wouldn’t be lying to us on the Internet
[–] wmeth 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Do you think it's dumb enough to only count servings? Like this is only 200 calories eats 20 servings I only had 200 calories! REEEEEEE
[–] varialus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Maybe her days are only 5 hours long. Ever think about that?
[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
EffYourStandardMeasurementStandards
[–] 3l3m3nT 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Jupiter has the shortest day (roughly 10 hours) and is the largest planet... perhaps this human planet, being larger than Jupiter itself, has an even shorter day?
[–] conchpearls1 ago
They would be kidnapped by NASA by now to discover how to create a perpetual energy machine if it were true anyway.
[–] Splooge ago
What a wonderful post to start my day with. Thanks goat!