[–] keksupreme 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
he has to be a gay jew. nothing else will suffice.
fucking kikes
[–] derrudolphhess 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
OMG I read the name last and actually lold
CASPER SALMON
[–] forget-me-not 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Kek, wait till you see him... pic
[–] derrudolphhess 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Gay ear. Meth + aids eyes.
CaSssssper
The thousand yard stare of a lifetime of sucking dicks, consuming his entire identity.
[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not cool, man. Why you gotta make fun of deadmau5 like that.
[–] forget-me-not 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Pic of article author: http://picinfinity.co/d/7165b517-ad87-4afa-a6b8-c0c4f54be10f.jpeg
Also, author needs to educate himself on evolutionary biology.
Headline from the near future:
“Congrats, Genetically deformed black biologically female otherkin furry homosexual Muslim minority: but next year let’s have a less living sexiest man alive.
Why is the winner of People magazine’s annual award always so alive and offensive to necrophiliacs?”
[–] OldManJohnson 2 points 12 points 14 points (+14|-2) ago
It is never enough for them.
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[–] Gigglestick 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
When you said functionality be damned I immediately thought of that bridge engineered by a bunch of women.