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[–] UsedToBeCujoQuarrel 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Christmas is going to be very tense in that house hold.

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[–] ardvarcus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"No more turkeys! We're going to stuff a rutabaga, and you'll eat it and like it!"

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[–] UsedToBeCujoQuarrel ago 

Have you ever tried 'Tofurky'?

If some one offers it to you.... just decline.

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[–] ardvarcus ago 

The mother should have waited until the daughter was asleep, then smeared bacon grease all over her lips.