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[–] WhiteyWhiteman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I see a pig, but I don't think she's eatable.

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[–] CantBuySkills 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Good fucking God! What is that thing? How many circus tents were brought down to fit around that thing?

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[–] AndrewBlazeIt 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Please die this year...

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[–] PleaseDontEatMe 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

When you're fat and you're trying to look sultry, but the look comes off as "You're next on the menu". -Shudders-

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If there's one good thing you can say about Bess MaYodays it's that the jokes are never-ending. We can go all day!

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[–] klobos 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This looks like a sad marketing stunt paid for by some company that apparently wants only fat ugly people using their products.

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[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The make--up artist must hate her. Pretty sure your face isn't supposed to be that shiny. She looks greasy AF - as though she'd just taken her face out of the trough.

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[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was thinking the same thing, so greasy! Just looking at her with all that makeup melting off her flesh makes me want to go wash my own face right now.

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[–] Rialed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

For Halloween, Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus?

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

She just keeps looking worse and worse. And it also uses photoshop religiously. How bad has it really gotten?

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[–] enginedriver13 1 point 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

She looks f*cking poisonous and more than half dead.

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It’s face looks like a cold pile of mashed potatoes, no amount and contouring or pig rouge can fix it

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"What favorite products have you tried from Sephora Collection? Mine are the cream lip stains because they last all day!" As opposed to the butt stains that last a lifetime? C'mon bessie πŸ„, you can tell us!

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's bad! I didn't recognize the amazing fatsauris till I read the name tag and I can usually spot bessie from any number of whale watches. 🐳 It almost seems like she's trying to imitate a geisha girl or twelve. GROSS! (My conditioned response too Bess Mayonnaise, GROSS! I don't even have to think about it any more, just GROSS!)

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Of course it's wearing open toe shoes under that ghastly floral print, can you imagine it fitting in a high heel? (I'm sorry, I can't stop, IT'S JUST TOO EASY!)

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Mess hollandaise just makes it too easy. Like shooting fats in a barrel, or anywhere really.

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[–] CaptainProtein ago 

High heels are like elevators, there's a 2 ton weight limit.

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