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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

She just keeps looking worse and worse. And it also uses photoshop religiously. How bad has it really gotten?

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[–] enginedriver13 1 point 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

She looks f*cking poisonous and more than half dead.

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It’s face looks like a cold pile of mashed potatoes, no amount and contouring or pig rouge can fix it

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"What favorite products have you tried from Sephora Collection? Mine are the cream lip stains because they last all day!" As opposed to the butt stains that last a lifetime? C'mon bessie 🐄, you can tell us!

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Of course it's wearing open toe shoes under that ghastly floral print, can you imagine it fitting in a high heel? (I'm sorry, I can't stop, IT'S JUST TOO EASY!)

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Mess hollandaise just makes it too easy. Like shooting fats in a barrel, or anywhere really.

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[–] CaptainProtein ago 

High heels are like elevators, there's a 2 ton weight limit.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's bad! I didn't recognize the amazing fatsauris till I read the name tag and I can usually spot bessie from any number of whale watches. 🐳 It almost seems like she's trying to imitate a geisha girl or twelve. GROSS! (My conditioned response too Bess Mayonnaise, GROSS! I don't even have to think about it any more, just GROSS!)

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[–] PleaseDontEatMe 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

When you're fat and you're trying to look sultry, but the look comes off as "You're next on the menu". -Shudders-

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If there's one good thing you can say about Bess MaYodays it's that the jokes are never-ending. We can go all day!

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[–] bethygal83 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

left it this little snarky comment on it’s instaham: “jesus christ @tessholliday have you been hitting the hohos hard? you take up half the makeup case. guess you need to up your sugars with Halloween coming up. love ya girl keep rocking that morbid obesity. ” i love being a bitch to an entitled fat sow like Tess i hate her with ever fiber in my being. I hope it dies soon. I’m betting it is so close to having a heart attack.

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[–] Whtgrlxtrm13 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That was you?! I FUCKING loved it!!

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[–] bethygal83 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

yeah it was. :) thanks i do the work of Lord Shitlord. It still hasn’t banned me yet from it’s instaham probably to busy inhaling donuts or hohos.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That made my day! This cow needs to be made into a leather suitcase or set of leather luggage.

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[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The make--up artist must hate her. Pretty sure your face isn't supposed to be that shiny. She looks greasy AF - as though she'd just taken her face out of the trough.

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[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was thinking the same thing, so greasy! Just looking at her with all that makeup melting off her flesh makes me want to go wash my own face right now.

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[–] AndrewBlazeIt 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Please die this year...

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Like an old sofa left on the curb, but even the trash men wouldn't pick it up.

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[–] kikage 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was thinking exactly the same thing.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Great minds... :-)

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[–] CantBuySkills 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Good fucking God! What is that thing? How many circus tents were brought down to fit around that thing?

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[–] Splooge 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I see what you did there.

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