[–] PleaseDontEatMe 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
When you're fat and you're trying to look sultry, but the look comes off as "You're next on the menu". -Shudders-
[–] bethygal83 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
left it this little snarky comment on it’s instaham: “jesus christ @tessholliday have you been hitting the hohos hard? you take up half the makeup case. guess you need to up your sugars with Halloween coming up. love ya girl keep rocking that morbid obesity. ” i love being a bitch to an entitled fat sow like Tess i hate her with ever fiber in my being. I hope it dies soon. I’m betting it is so close to having a heart attack.
[–] Whtgrlxtrm13 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That was you?! I FUCKING loved it!!
[–] bethygal83 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
yeah it was. :) thanks i do the work of Lord Shitlord. It still hasn’t banned me yet from it’s instaham probably to busy inhaling donuts or hohos.
[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
The make--up artist must hate her. Pretty sure your face isn't supposed to be that shiny. She looks greasy AF - as though she'd just taken her face out of the trough.
[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was thinking the same thing, so greasy! Just looking at her with all that makeup melting off her flesh makes me want to go wash my own face right now.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Like an old sofa left on the curb, but even the trash men wouldn't pick it up.
[–] CantBuySkills 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Good fucking God! What is that thing? How many circus tents were brought down to fit around that thing?
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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
She just keeps looking worse and worse. And it also uses photoshop religiously. How bad has it really gotten?
[–] enginedriver13 1 point 13 points 14 points (+14|-1) ago
She looks f*cking poisonous and more than half dead.
[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
It’s face looks like a cold pile of mashed potatoes, no amount and contouring or pig rouge can fix it
[–] Runway22L 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"What favorite products have you tried from Sephora Collection? Mine are the cream lip stains because they last all day!" As opposed to the butt stains that last a lifetime? C'mon bessie 🐄, you can tell us!
[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Of course it's wearing open toe shoes under that ghastly floral print, can you imagine it fitting in a high heel? (I'm sorry, I can't stop, IT'S JUST TOO EASY!)
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Mess hollandaise just makes it too easy. Like shooting fats in a barrel, or anywhere really.
[–] CaptainProtein ago
High heels are like elevators, there's a 2 ton weight limit.
[–] Runway22L 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
It's bad! I didn't recognize the amazing fatsauris till I read the name tag and I can usually spot bessie from any number of whale watches. 🐳 It almost seems like she's trying to imitate a geisha girl or twelve. GROSS! (My conditioned response too Bess Mayonnaise, GROSS! I don't even have to think about it any more, just GROSS!)