[–] Shitwherever 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Its face ages by years every time I see a new photo of it.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I would swear that it aged 40 years since I last saw it.
[–] Whtgrlxtrm13 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"you been hitting the hohos?" Fuck that comment is Savage. Too bad its pod of whales is as delusional as it.
[–] FuckRedditInTheAss 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Talk about putting lipstick on a pig.
[–] WhiteyWhiteman 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I see a pig, but I don't think she's eatable.
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[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Concept: Weekend at Bernies remake, only it's Weekend at Tessie's. Her agents are just hauling around her increasingly bloated corpse, trying to continue milking their "cash cow" for all its worth.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)