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[–] TheStapler 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That’s right, retarded customers. We see how fat and dumb you are. So here’s a big fat buffoon like you with our products all over her face. She looks like a clown and so will you. Give us your fucking money or the employees at Krispy Kreme will die in their sleep tonight.

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[–] Shitwherever 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Its face ages by years every time I see a new photo of it.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I would swear that it aged 40 years since I last saw it.

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[–] klobos 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This looks like a sad marketing stunt paid for by some company that apparently wants only fat ugly people using their products.

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[–] Natanya 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

She looks like a cardboard cutout, literally 2D almost. It's unnerving.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There's nothing 2D about that heffalump!

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[–] Natanya 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Her personality.

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[–] EffYourDuckAss ago 

Yes! I had to look twice to be sure that it was actually her.

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[–] Whtgrlxtrm13 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"you been hitting the hohos?" Fuck that comment is Savage. Too bad its pod of whales is as delusional as it.

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[–] FuckRedditInTheAss 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Talk about putting lipstick on a pig.

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[–] DorothyMantooth ago 

NICE

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[–] WhiteyWhiteman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I see a pig, but I don't think she's eatable.

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[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Concept: Weekend at Bernies remake, only it's Weekend at Tessie's. Her agents are just hauling around her increasingly bloated corpse, trying to continue milking their "cash cow" for all its worth.

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