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[–] BordelonLoop 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
now that's so funny in the saddest possible way. but she was kind in that she saved you the trauma of witnessing either her shitting her pants from the intestinal stress of bending/compacting her bloated body or seeing her trousers and underpants split open and blinding you.
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[–] MelatoninDreams 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
Actually, the Durkas are classified as Asian, so they have a harder time getting into medical school than blacks do. Mindy Kaling's brother wrote a book about how he got into medical school by claiming he's black (he's a dark skinned Indian), when he was denied after claiming he was Asian. His sister went after him on Twitter after the book was published, saying he had "brought shame to our family" or something like that. He responded something like "You play a slut on national television. Who's bringing shame to our family?"
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lol
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Then he threw acid on her face to restore family honor.