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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Your sister sounds hot.

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[–] thebearfromstartrack 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She is. Mom was Miss <insert state here>. Dad looked like George Clooney. Mom, dad, sis...ALL walking fashion ads. Me? You KNOW there's always the scrap heap. It was me. The one (as always) who looks like he was made from the scraps left over from their grabbiness.

She married a multi millionaire (20-30 Million a year revenue) though. That twang comes at a HIGH price. I'm CERTAIN he regrets it now. She is QUITE the EXPENSIVE parasite.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So you're stuck being the smart one.

Out of my production line, I'm the prettiest because I was the prototype. The later revisions had intellect and stability upgrades, but at the cost of their perfect looks. I guess it's all a compromise.