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[–] NeoGoat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I try to avoid thinking. It's downright tiring.

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[–] NeoGoat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hey honky, You know what you will need to do, right? You will need to blow your horn, at all the right times. In fact, if you look directly into the rear view mirror, and catch a glimpse of your reflection, .. if it ain't white... you may need to blow your horn.

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[–] heygeorge 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, you also get exclusive entry into multiple private clubs!

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

LOL I already belong to pretty much all of them around here. They don't actually like me, they just know I'm good for dues, donations, and willing to help some types of events. Back before I got busy a year ago, I drove in a whole lot of parades. I only drove in one parade this year! Horrible!

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[–] heygeorge 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, they're always looking for drivers.

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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Tweed, with a houndstooth pattern, and suede elbow patches.

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[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

your iq goes up to match your credit score.

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You can have mine. If she is an injun now, I think they're gonna send me to the reservation because I'm 1/16th.

I'm really sad to let the mayo go, it's a super fancy one with cage free eggs avocado oil instead of soy. I hope you like it.

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thanks! I hope I also get a brown cardigan!

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I only have a blue one.

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[–] con77 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

sheeeit nigga! You gits the house, the car, the soccer mom and gits to lives in de gated community! Eddie Murphy was right!

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fuck yeah! What up, my honky?