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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sorry, that last response was edited for reasons I'm not going to explain.

I actually suspect it was (((aliens))).

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I better edit my response.

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Im getting my own island

With blackjack

And hookers...

They were big on head ya know....

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think there was a bit of the ole' cannibalismo going on down there.

How you feeling today?

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[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I feel pretty good, actually. I'm just mostly low energy and it has a weird effect on my concentration. I don't like it much. I should probably do cocaine!

And yes, they ate people! They did, too! To stop it, they invented a contest where young men would swim across to an island, climb like 1000' up a cliff, get an egg, and then swim back with it. The first to do so was the winner and the tribe they belonged to could rule for the year. Also, that stretch of ocean has sharks.

I ain't even kidding.

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Keep pushing fluids, do some plain hot water, rest rest rest! hugs